Thursday, March 11, 2010

MAACO WOW!

*telephone rings: Time is 5:45 am. I'm not sure if I'm still dreaming. As I float out of dreamland, I subconsciously answer the ringing phone. It's Taylor #1 on the other end. "BABE! I GOT INTO A CAR ACCIDENT"

"WHAT?" I reply *rubbing the blur out of my eyes. "Are you okay? Call the police"